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    Jeff came over and things got creepy fast…

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    Eloise at the Sovereign  (at Sovereign Apartments)

    Eloise at the Sovereign (at Sovereign Apartments)

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    Pro Tip: Do Audio Recordings of Bath Time

    If you’re like me, you probably have your phone with you everywhere you go, even in circumstances that are empirically threatening to the health of said phone, like in room explicitly designed for pools of water while your two year old takes a bath. I’m a genius. 

    In the case that you are so addicted to your device, I have a recommendation that I promise will be worth distracting you from whatever you usually thumb around about.

    Open Voice Memos (or the audio recording app of your choice - Evernote will automatically upload the file but if you’re connection isn’t strong, it can get annoying), and record bath time. You can be soothed knowing your phone is being used while you give your kids toys to play with and you wash his/her hair, etc.

    Plus, the next time you are away from your family, or your kid has grown out of being adorable (jk), you can listen to your recording and feel great. 

    Author’s note: If you try to do this with video, the observing will distort the observed. Set it to record, set it down, have bath time, archive, let age, enjoy. 

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    "Who’s this?" "Cupid." Shoot me in the heart - they’re cute!

    "Who’s this?" "Cupid." Shoot me in the heart - they’re cute!

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    "That lady looks so pretty. Her dress is beautiful. I wish I had a dress like that. I like her nails." - Eloise watching the premiere episode of the Lawrence Welk Show. He introduced this woman as his "vivacious, Italian daughter-in-law.

    "That lady looks so pretty. Her dress is beautiful. I wish I had a dress like that. I like her nails." - Eloise watching the premiere episode of the Lawrence Welk Show. He introduced this woman as his "vivacious, Italian daughter-in-law.

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    Eloise says I can’t do yoga because the skunk is napping.

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    #dadsnack #flipagram

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    Snowed-in, Lu searches for amusement.

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    "I’m not a Giraffe, I’m a fairy!"
    She treats me like I’m the papa-razzi. #dadjoke

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